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Robert Shoykhet
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Becoming Robert: A Journey.Congratulations. By picking up this piece of prose you’ve started your journey to becoming me, Robert Shoykhet. Before you embark on such a journey, it may be a good idea for me to explain exactly what being Robert Shoykhet entails. If you are a human being who can appreciate hard work, isn’t too fond of being the center of attention, is good at math and science, and loves sports, then I’m afraid to say that this is the wrong journey for you. Perhaps you’d be better off trying to be Jerry Jock or Mandy Math. But if you’re the kind of person who loves a little attention, is almost offensively outgoing, isn’t thatBecoming Robert: A Journey.
by ~robshoy
SheepCounting sheep doesn’t put me to sleep But listening to you talk knocks me out. I can’t help it if your words make me weep I just don’t care for what you’re talking about.Sheep
I wish you were a bit more captivating Too often you’re just a bore The same point you keep reiterating
I just can’t stay awake anymore
Yet here I sit on the edge of my bed Without a single wink of sleep Wishing you were here instead To help me count those blasted sheep.
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The Third Day of Senior YearOn the first day there was discovery the second day there was realization. On the third day came truth.The Third Day of Senior Year
My reign was ended with the knowledge that this is just another year. My subjects are fierce and wield pitchforks and I am not as grand as the mare I thought I was yesterday.
It’s same old same old
like reality is a clockwork doll stuck in the motions. Wind me up every morning, Mom and Dad, and watch me go.
Out here in the fields, I still fight for my meals. Up here in the air, I am just as alone as I ever was.
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- Current Residence: Upstate New York, USA
- Interests: Music, computers, Web 2.0 stuff, TV, movies, comedy, and friends.
- Favourite movie: Kill Bill for action/Ghostbusters for comedy
- Favourite band or musician: The White Stripes
- Favourite genre of music: Rock
- Favourite artist: Andy Warhol
- Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
- Favourite style of art: Anything Modern, Simplistic, Abstract
- Operating System: Mac OS X
- MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
- Skin of choice: Default Mac OS X
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
- Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim
- Website: http://robshoy.com/
- Email: robshoy@gmail.com
- AIM: rshoyk
- Skype: robshoy
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